The game sucks moose antler. Do not buy it. The Canadian Moose’s Union Local #367 just called to tell me they were offended by the thought that I would foist a Molyneaux-perpetrated antler sucking on them. They have fairly powerful counsel, so I am caving to their moose-mands. The review is hereby changed to: “Instead [...]
O hai there, Lusi-sprites. Unlike Noober, my fear of Lusipurr outweighs my loathing. Also I do not live on the other side of the world. Therefore I will not be able to treat you lovelies to a Fable review. If it is any consolation, though, you can take Noob’s review and change “III” to “I” [...]
Peter “Childtouch” Molyneux has done it again friends, amidst the doubters and the nay sayers this prince among men and fine representative sample of English sensibility has risen to the occasion, and a mere two years after the release of Fable II he has returned to deliver us his magnum opus; Fable III. This virtual [...]
Produced 2010.11.07 The countdown to the 100th Episode begins with the release of Microsoft Xbox Kinect. When no one on the staff buys it, the Lusipurr.com panel searches high and low for someone foolish enough to have purchased it. And they find that person in Oliver Motok.
This week, if you keep up with gaming news in even the slightest capacity, your ears are surely ringing from the deafening cries of Kinect. Between the release and onslaught of reviews for Microsoft attempt at stealing the Wii’s success, and the massive amounts of promotion and hype surrounding the soon to be released “That [...]
Justice Scalia, if you read this, I am sorry. But really, you should have given me that clerkship. We could have taken down those sentencing guidelines together, man.
Howdy-do, Lusi-sprites. You may have noticed that I neglected to write my post last week. This was due to the fact that, as they speculated on the last MAP, I was at a convention. It being my very first con, I tried to prepare myself for what was to come, and found Darth Lane’s previous [...]
I can understand why a gamer would hold a certain regard for a game designer who is able to create a consistently high standard product, I really do. I can also understand why a gamer would have a certain amount of affection for any Developer/Publisher who is seen to promote a high standard of software, [...]
Produced 2010.10.31 Lusi and Biggs set about taking an enormous poo on Micro$oft, but it isn’t undeserved. The prophecies of Kudo Tsunoda are exposed as lies. M$ stock takes a tumble as a result. Meanwhile, Emperor Kotick grows powerful at their expense.