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Editorial: Why I Rarely Really Enjoy Portable Games.

G’day, as we Canadese people say. On behalf of the Lusipurr.com staff I ought to also wish a Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers, and hope that you find yourself surrounded by family and friends and able to count many blessings today. However I am short and mean and will not do that. Nyah.

Old man Lusipurr says "Get off my lawn, and go write your post!"

All kidding aside (because it takes up excess characters), I am writing the bulk of this post on my iPod Touch. It is difficult, as painful as going to a Green Day concert with Oliver Emotok. I have half a mind to end the post with “Sent from my iPod” as a perverse badge of honor, or insanity. Right now I want to shake the ever loving heck out of this thing and its itty-bitty on-screen keyboard. Please, Nate’s dearest of doves, do not mistake me. I love my iPod, and I appreciate the fact that I can work on my post while running some unexpected errands today. Without this little devil machine I would have to wait until I get home, which will be hours from now, making my post very late, and making Lusipurr one angry 837 year old man. My iPod, however, is no computer, and the Notes application cannot even compare to Notepad.

The trend these days is mobility and consolidation. We want to pack as many features and functions into one device as is humanly possible, and make that device as itsy-bitsy as we can so that it fits neatly in our pocket. A nice chrome finish is always a plus, too. Like everyone under the age of 60, I enjoy and perhaps need to have my entire world in the palm of my hand via a smart phone or similar device. So I feel like a bit of a traitor or hypocrite when I say that I still feel that certain things assimilate more easily into the portable world than others. Phones, calendars, emails: yes! Word processors, web browsers and games: not so much. These things are still very much doable, as evidenced by this post, but if given a choice, would we not all choose the older, ‘antiquated’ methods? Of course, the point is that we typically do not have that choice, we are on the go, and do not feel like carrying a tower and monitor around town.

Why, though, do we spend so much time playing handheld or portable games, in the comfort of our own home? (Yes, Lusipurr. This question gets its own paragraph. BAM!)

Do you think Molyneux can make Fable IV for THIS?

I enjoy playing a bit of Peggle or Monopoly when I am away from home and otherwise bored. (Pro tip, go for the orange properties, they are cheap, but those poor saps who go to Jail hit you constantly) I even enjoy Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. However, I would enjoy it much more if I could view it on a televison, and play it with a full controller. While no game company is foolish enough to release a portable game that is too scrunchy and squishy to see, you can always see that game better on a television or computer monitor. Would you not want the better experience? Conversely, there are games that work better on a smaller screen. Peggle just looks silly on a big-screen LCD television, as do many older titles that were devloped for lower resolutions. Certain games belong on portables, others belong on consoles. When game developers try to convert or remake a title for the opposing platform type, it is never, ever, ever as effective as the original. They may add new content that may be more enjoyable, but the execution of the game, the nuts and bolts of it if you well, are never as good.

I would implore the gaming industry to develop a game for handheld or stationary consoles. Pick one, and tailor the game to that platform’s strengths and weaknesses. Do not take an existing title and try to fit it into the other format. You often wind up cramming a square peg into a round hole and by golly, I can tell. I may still enjoy your game because the content or story are still good, but I would enjoy it more if I were playing it on a more appropriate platform. I certainly could enjoy handhelds very much, and I do enjoy them when I play games specifically designed for the PSP or iOS. The problem is, most of the portable games that I do play are sloppily converted console or PC games and they are souring the experience for me.

Oh heck.

“Sent from my iPod”

5 Comments

  1. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.11.26 at 03:37 | Permalink
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    I disagree: some games get far, far better when ported from one to the other. Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness was better than the original in pretty much every way, and had the added benefit of being available to play on the go. Though I will agree that the amount of ports and remakes of old games is entirely too high on a lot of systems, I see nothing wrong with either a cheap, Virtual Console style port of the original that plays exactly like it; or a well done remake that captures the spirit of the original while modernizing gameplay or story aspects (Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen, anyone?).

  2. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.11.26 at 04:19 | Permalink
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    Some games work much better on a handheld; such as puzzle games, graphic novel type games and certain kinds of tactical games and SRPGs. In short pretty much anything that is fun to chip away at for a few moments and then put away.

    I particularly enjoy being able to flop down on a couch or in bed to play my games, and not have to be tethered to my TV.

    The type of games that don’t transition so well are the action intensive ones, which require an ergonomically designed controller so that your hand doesn’t start to cramp up.

  3. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.11.27 at 01:41 | Permalink
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    Also I have to ask, Ginia, how long did this post take you if you did it via iPod? I mean, sheesh.

  4. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.11.27 at 03:06 | Permalink
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    I’d be OK typing on iPod if the keyboard had easy access to punctuation, but it doesn’t. You have to bring up a completely different keyboard to use commas and apostrophes and such …

  5. Ginia
    Posted 2010.11.27 at 09:18 | Permalink
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    Ummmmmm I pecked away at it on and off for a few hours.

    And I doooo agree that puzzlers and point and click games are teh awesome on the go as they look silly and overblown on my tv.

    Sent from my iPod in bed, biatches