MAP Episode 88: How to Make Money on the Internet

You tell 'em, Reggie!

Baby got chin.

The Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast
Produced 2010.10.24

PKMN Hunt 2010 Runner-Up Kendra ‘Jew’ Evans claims her prize of a guest-spot on the podcast in this landmark episode featuring the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Bobby Kotick, George Lucas, Peter Molyneux, and Yoichi Wada. Then, Baconnaise is discussed!


  1. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 00:26 | Permalink

    New intro/outro lines. Vy pleased with them, if I do say so myself.

  2. Cram
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 00:44 | Permalink

    Well played.

    Not sure I’m how supposed to “deal with the females” in this one. New ones omg wtf. I went there, and am not actually serious eg refer to previous MAP thread.

    Just got off work, thank god for MAP. Kudos all.

  3. Cram
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 00:45 | Permalink

    ignore the grammar fails in my previous post, ty.

  4. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 00:49 | Permalink

    @Cram: :D

  5. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 01:07 | Permalink

    To be fair, we DO have some fucking bizarre conversations.

  6. Cram
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 01:18 | Permalink

    I’ve never considered anything I’ve ever heard on bizarre. It fits right in with my own lack of sanity.

  7. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 01:28 | Permalink

    S1 was easily the tamest conversation we’ve had.

  8. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 01:37 | Permalink

    That was short but sweet. Also, I’m a bit curious as to how baconnaise can be considered “vegetarian-safe”.

  9. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 02:52 | Permalink

    Everyone loves bacon. Even vegetarians. They pretend they don’t, but really, they do. Bacon proves the existence of God.

  10. RootBeerKing
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 07:25 | Permalink

    As much as I love the idea of bacon salt, I’m sure it’s full of many bad things… So I’ma stay away from it.

  11. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 09:09 | Permalink

    @RBK: You eat MSG by the spoonful, and you want to avoid BACON SALT?

  12. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 09:59 | Permalink

    Liking the new intro music, but for some reason I can’t place it.

    Dick Van Dyke was on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! this week :)

    I’m with RBK about the bacon salt.

    Nice job Kenjujujujuju. And hooray Harvest Moon! I am currently enjoying Tree of Tranquility.

  13. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 10:11 | Permalink

    @DCS: I am amazed that Dick Van Dyke still lives!

  14. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 10:55 | Permalink

    @Lusi You and me both, but he seemed to be doing pretty well

  15. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 11:35 | Permalink

    @DCS: Is ToT good? Apparently there was like a huge glitch in it that meant you couldn’t marry the REALLY GORGEOUS dude. Which sounded depressing.
    @Lusi: Yeah, what is the new intro music?

  16. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 11:41 | Permalink


    Surely someone recognises the intro and outro music. Come on, people! You are all letting me down!

  17. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 11:59 | Permalink

    @KJJ: I’m enjoying it, but it’s the only one I’ve played so I can’t compare it to others in the series. Plus, I’m play a male character; so, I probably wouldn’t be trying to woo the guys anyway. :)

    @Lusi: Because Harvest Moon is fun! Also, I know I recognize it, but I can’t figure out where from.

  18. Ginia
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 12:26 | Permalink

    Here’s the link to the Blizzcon kid:

  19. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 13:52 | Permalink

    Lol. Never gets old.
    And you have to give us a hint, Lusipurr.
    Maybe you should try Harvest Moon. It’s like The Sims, but with farming. What could be better?

  20. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 14:16 | Permalink

    @Jew: I have no hints for HARVEST MOON ENTHUSIASTS!

  21. Ethos
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 14:34 | Permalink

    THE JEW IS BRITISH!?!??! *Mind blown*

    And I also don’t recognize the intro music.

  22. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 17:39 | Permalink

    -UGH so much Harvest Moon, sounds like I dodged a bullet! :)

    -That video made me LMFAO,talk about suffering for your ART!

  23. darthgibblet
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 18:56 | Permalink

    – @KJJ: I hope you won’t be offended if I say you have a damn sexy voice. Nice job on the guest spot!

    – I know how to do 3D modeling in theory, but I lack the artistic ability to make anything more complicated than boxes cross-sectioned with cones. I don’t think I’d be much help (also, I don’t know what kind of tools they used for the polycount pack). That’s awesome that those guys got all that cash for their work, though. Glad to see Valve giving them a cut (I honestly didn’t hear they were going to do that, so it was a very nice surprise).

    – For the sake of humanity, it’s probably best we didn’t record some of our conversations running up to S1. We’re a bunch of messed up individuals.

    – Unfortunately, I have no idea what the new intro/outro music is. I like it, though!

  24. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 20:30 | Permalink


  25. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 21:43 | Permalink

    @Lusi You seem surprised for some reason.

  26. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.25 at 22:18 | Permalink

    @Lusi: You really have to start moderating your expectations if you wish to avoid disappointment.

  27. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 03:58 | Permalink

    @DG: Why thank you! I thought I sounded a bit too much like Hermione Granger for my liking, but hey.
    @Lusi: Change it to Lady Gaga. Then we’ll all know.
    And you guys do realise I’m not actually Jewish, right?

  28. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 04:37 | Permalink

    I regret to inform you, Kendra, that you are in point of fact a practising jujuu.

  29. darthgibblet
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 06:58 | Permalink

    @KJJ: It’s ok, you don’t have to hide who you are here. We’re very accepting of all cultures and religions at!

  30. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 08:24 | Permalink

    Except for the Aborigines of course, they’re unclean! :)

  31. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 11:22 | Permalink

    @Darth If the past couple of conversations are any indication, then yes, it’s best for the sake of everyone’s sanity that we didn’t.

    @KJJ, DG Yeah, is accepting of everyone!*

    *Everyone who is not a minority.

  32. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 11:52 | Permalink

    At, all cultures, creeds, religions, weights, skin colours, lifestyles, sexual orientations, genders, ages, nationalities, disabilities, talents, skills, and differences are treated EXACTLY THE SAME.

  33. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 14:43 | Permalink

    Which is to say, “like shit”.

  34. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.26 at 14:48 | Permalink

    I would have said, “with gross contempt”, but you have the gist of it.

  35. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.27 at 05:59 | Permalink

    The only part of the human race treated with any dignity here is LAGY GAGA AND HER LITTLE MONSTERS! <3

  36. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.27 at 06:10 | Permalink

    Indeed, thank goodness that we’re ALL her little monsters!

  37. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.10.27 at 12:56 | Permalink

    The both of you can go to Hell.

  38. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.27 at 20:17 | Permalink

    … We’re all her little monsters, especially Lusipurr.

  39. Kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.10.28 at 02:35 | Permalink

    Lusipurr especially.

  40. RootBeerKing
    Posted 2010.10.28 at 03:07 | Permalink

    MSG is amazing and there is nothing that bad for you in it. Bacon Salt on the other hand, I’m sure, would cut my life in half.

  41. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.28 at 06:36 | Permalink

    … I was under the impression that that shit was terrible for you?

  42. darthgibblet
    Posted 2010.10.28 at 06:53 | Permalink

    That’s what you get for trusting scientists. I get all my nutritious facts straight from Xenu, and he says it’s fine!

  43. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.10.28 at 07:13 | Permalink

    Well, just so long as it nourishes the theaton.