Monthly Archives: August 2010
News: Android is Amazing, Give it a Lick
Lusi’s Backburner Giveaway Whether you play Team Fortress 2 with us lovable misfits or if you have never played at all, anyone with half a brain can understand that a multiplayer game with no item trading is annoying as all hell. Case in point, Lusipurr has too many Huntsman…the bastard only needs one to kill [...]
Review: Fantasy Earth Zero

Square-Enix hates computer users. I get it, they are primarily a console company. Wunderbar. But every computer game they make is a nightmare to play. See, dear readers, I often subject myself to potentially painful experiences for other’s sake. In this case, I subjected myself to Square’s free-to-play PVP MMO, Fantasy Earth Zero. Fantasy Earth [...]
Editorial: “It’s like 50 DS games for the price of one!”
Howdy-do, Lusi-sprites. Such a lovely day here on Potato Island. The sun is shining, there is a refreshing breeze blowing in from the harbor, birds are singing in my garden –and I am stuck inside, slaving away at a keyboard for our malevolent tyrant Lusipurr. Sigh. Before I hurried home to slave away for you [...]
Editorial: Scott Pilgram vs. the World
This post will be a bit short, as I have been incredibly busy lately and not feeling very well. The recent release of Scott Pilgram vs. the World: The Game on the PlayStation 3 (and releasing later this month on the Xbox 360) has me thinking. What has me wondering is why there is offline [...]
Editorial: Eclectic distilled nonsense

Itagaki gives a qualified apology How times change. In a time not long past, mentioning the name ‘Itagaki’ would instantly evoke an image of an obnoxiously frank anti-Playstation troll making unapologetically hardcore titles for the masochistically inclined, and for anyone not following his fortunes closely this would undoubtedly still be the case. If readers were [...]
MAP Episode 77: Joliver Biebtok Intervention Call
News: All Hail Nodick

Black Ops > Modern Warfare? While not revealing exactly how much they have spent on it, Supreme Monarch Kotick said during the Activision Blizzard Q2 earnings call that Call of Duty Black Ops represents the publisher’s biggest investment ever in a single game. Blizzard’s boss Mike Morhaime is even calling Black Ops “one of the best [...]
Editorial: Stop It, Kotaku Writers And Old People. You Are Not Wanted Here.
Editorial: Do Want. Give Now.

What ho, my Lusi-sprites. Things have gotten to be a bit professional ‘serious business’ around here as of late, so I thought it best if we strip away some of the pomp and pretense today. Never fear, Lane is here tomorrow to class this joint up again. In the meantime, though, let us all gather [...]

