39 Comments

  1. Ethos
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:01 | Permalink

    Do not listen to this unless you hate yourself love baby kittens.

    [Edited for veracity. ~L.]

  2. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:01 | Permalink

    Third time’s the charm!

  3. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:06 | Permalink

    15 minutes what is this i dont even

  4. Cram
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:13 | Permalink

    liked the Twitter apology.
    this should be glorious.

  5. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:18 | Permalink

    We’ll do better next week. :(

  6. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:20 | Permalink

    We’re sorry.

  7. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:23 | Permalink

    We’re so sorry.

  8. Cram
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:23 | Permalink

    Canada is cock filled. True story.

  9. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:47 | Permalink

    That was, admittedly, an amazing 15 minutes.

  10. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:50 | Permalink

    Our second Podcast was amazing, the third was just horrid.

  11. Ethos
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 00:52 | Permalink

    IF HE SAYS IT WAS AMAZING, WE’LL GLADLY TAKE IT!

  12. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 01:02 | Permalink

    I get the feeling that he’s only saying so to spare our feelings, we don’t deserve such consideration.

  13. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 01:45 | Permalink

    Amazing shit.

  14. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 02:00 | Permalink

    This is actually a little better than I remember it being, full credit to Lusipurr for turning our superfluous bile into something coherent (whilst simultaneously subtracting a disproportionately greater amount of full credit for loosing the first TWO podcasts).

    At least we managed to offend everyone, keeping the show’s format true to form.

  15. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 03:30 | Permalink

    What he gives with one hand, he takes away (and punches me in the nuts) with the other.

  16. RootBeerKing
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 04:09 | Permalink

    Worst. Podcast. EVER! Thank you for wasting 14 minutes of my life, that could have been spent in bed trying to sleep.

  17. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 06:13 | Permalink

    - Maybe if the game companies didn’t charge extortionate amounts for new games, there wouldn’t be so many preowned ones being sold.
    - I’m glad that, even on a podcast 15 minutes long, there was at least a snippet of Lady Gaga. Thank you, SiliconNoob. Your efforts are valiant.
    - Yes. Play FFX. All of you.
    - On the vein of horrible Zelda adaptations, I saw Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland for sale the other day. Not even worth the fiver they were asking for it.

  18. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 06:14 | Permalink

    Now we’ve offended RootBeerKing!

  19. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 06:15 | Permalink

    You are welcome Kenjujujujuju, anything for an esteemed gent such as yourself!

  20. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 08:15 | Permalink

    It was the kind of adequate disappointment we’ve all come to know and love from Lusipurr.com!

  21. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 08:55 | Permalink

    Lusipurr is, after all, a fountain of perpetual disappointment. Also, is my name getting longer?

  22. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 08:58 | Permalink

    Yes.

  23. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 10:38 | Permalink

    I want my money back! I think you should have just run 15 minutes of NATE LILES making fart noises instead.

  24. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 11:11 | Permalink

    If Nate were here, he’d say, “Shit from a butt on a dick.”

  25. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 11:25 | Permalink

    Perhaps we should aim for a five minute podcast next week, that way we can adjust listener expectations for next time ‘we’ delete the podcast.

  26. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 14:33 | Permalink

    Our expectations are at a permanent low. WHy do you think the Worst Podcast Ever was unanimously the best?

  27. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 18:09 | Permalink

    I have to agree with Kenjujujujujujujuju on all accounts.

  28. darthgibblet
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 18:26 | Permalink

    You know what would have made this podcast even better? Speeding it up about 1.25x. I’d love to hear what everybody sounds like with chipmunk voices :D

  29. darthgibblet
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 18:27 | Permalink

    Also, @KJJJJJJ: Eventually, our expectations will be SO LOW that they’ll wrap around again to really high expectations!

  30. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 19:38 | Permalink

    @Darth, Kenjujujujujujujujujujujujuju

    Of course! Expectation overflow!

  31. Jenifer
    Posted 2010.08.30 at 21:02 | Permalink

    But we don’t want you to have high expectations of us! Then Shawn gets all mean and says “Rawr, get off your slacker tits and do your job!” Making us be productive takes the fun out of everything.

  32. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.08.31 at 03:46 | Permalink

    Our worst is usually the best we are capable of!

  33. Kenjujujujujujujujujujujujujujujujujujuju
    Posted 2010.09.01 at 10:55 | Permalink

    It’s funny how illogical logic can be when a big enough group of people are in charge.

  34. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.09.01 at 11:06 | Permalink

    @K’j~u: What a NAME.

  35. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.09.01 at 11:10 | Permalink

    ^Name compression.

  36. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.09.02 at 07:25 | Permalink

    Saves energy on typing. This is, after all, a green podcast.

  37. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.09.02 at 10:08 | Permalink

    Only because of our inordinate propensity toward bile.

  38. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.09.02 at 13:38 | Permalink

    RECYCLING!!

  39. kenjujuu
    Posted 2010.09.03 at 15:13 | Permalink

    Oh, by the way, upon Ethos’s suggestion I went to read That Crazy Tetsuya’s blog? Almost as good as the Toriyama one. I’ve been meaning to post this for a while, because I think Lusipurr will approve, so http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/

    Older posts are better.