Editorial: I am ever the bearer of ill tidings …

By SiliconNooB

Why is it gentle-readers that the good guys of our industry are ever destined to fall by the wayside, one after the next, while the faceless corporate bean-counters are able to continue making money hand over fist by producing their endless quantities of tasteless, colourless  insipid widgets? In yet another blow for fans of the more »

MAP Episode 74: Cruel Summer

By Lusipurr
Just so you know, she

Produced 2010.07.18 Lusipurr is depressed, and who can blame him? Forced to babysit Nate Liles once a week for several hours, he contemplates other paths his life might have taken: astronaut, president, Pope. Oh well, he’ll just have to settle for internet celebrity instead.

News: Pope Bans Frosting

By Biggs
Broken Loli Doll

The War Against Piracy Rages On So you are a multimillion dollar corporation, creating video games and minding your own business, when suddenly, the pirates of the internet attack your ship and steal your booty. Of course, you want to do everything in your power to prevent this from happening again, so you assess what more »

Review: Terranigma

By Ginia

Hello, my lovely Lusi-sprites. It has come to my attention that it has been a fair little while since we put on our nostalgia goggles to talk about old nonsense. After accepting a sound flogging from Lusipurr for this dereliction of duty, I am pleased(?) to present you with this Terranigma review. I have mentioned more »

Review: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge Special Edition

By Bup

LucasArts remakes another installment of its classic series with the recent release of Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge: Special Edition. LeChuck’s Revenge allows players to enter the shoes of Guybrush Threepwood, a bumbling pirate wannabe, on his journey to find the legendary treasure of “Big Whoop.”  The game controls using a point-and-click interface, where the more »

MAP Episode 73: Normal Service

By Lusipurr
Zelda for the Riddlethos Generation.

Produced 2010.07.11 Normal service resumes when Lusipurr recovers and can ‘organise’ the podcast again. Ginia proves her midget tits are smaller than the average breast, Ethos proves he is gayer than the average gay, and Nate Liles finds his Lady Gaga news DENIED. Huzzah!

News: Accidentally the Everything

By Biggs
Tonberry Stabs Yuffie

I Accidentally the iTunes What is the laziest way to make money that’s taking the world by storm? Make an app. With the phrase “there’s an app for that” running rampant, developers ranging from well-known businesses to lonely nerds in their basement know that where there’s an app for that, there is money for it more »