News

News: NOT My Promised Obituary

By Vicks
E3boobs

Sorry to disappoint, but I have not died from E3 overload quite yet, but I can easily see why someone would. Though I do think part of me died to create the E3 logo for next year. The Terrible Three Well, to be fair, only two were terrible. I think all of us are looking [...]

Editorials

Editorial: Lusipurr.com Aims to Appease the Masses

By Wedge

Hello again, Nate’s dearest, darling doves. Earlier this week I found myself reflecting on the fact that the content on this site is weighted rather heavily in favour of RPGs, and Squeenix in particular. This is a natural reflection of the gaming history and preferences of many of the staff, myself included. As a result, [...]

Editorials

Review: Alpha Protocol

By Bup

Sega and Obsidian Entertainment allow players to act out the life if their favorite spy in the recent release of Alpha Protocol. Alpha Protocol tells the story of secret agent Michael Thorton, a new recruit to the shadowy espionage agency called, not surprisingly, Alpha Protocol.  All seems to be fine until Thorton’s first mission with [...]

Podcasts

MAP Episode 69: Australian Rules

By Lusipurr
Bieber. It

Produced 2010.06.13 It’s Australian Rules when Julian ‘SiliconNoob’ Taylor, Australian, joins the podcast for the first time. Bup is quick to educate the panel on the latest and greatest(?) Lady Gaga news, whilst Biggs dodges Biebermania in an effort to talk boobs, instead. * * * * * * * Conversations With Bup (Being a [...]

News

News: E3 Ate All The Other News

By Vicks
Miyamoto, Mario, & Luigi

This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to [...]

Editorials

Editorial: The RPGs of E3

By TheFallenSun

Kotaku, that benighted oracle of all things game, has given to us a prophesy concerning the big RPGs of E3. Prophecy is, of course, a staple of RPG storytelling. If those trope-filled monstrosities are to be believed, every orphaned farmboy, scullion, and hard-nosed street kid is the subject of an ancient prophecy (never a recent [...]

Editorials

Editorial: Am I Stupid?

By Wedge

Hello, Nate’s dearest, darling doves. Recently I have come to the conclusion that the gaming industry thinks that gamers are a pack of jibbering morons. I do not know if this is due to the influx of casual gamers and the industry’s desire to pander to them, if I am simply older and wiser these [...]

Reviews

Review: Alan Wake

By Bup

Microsoft Game Studios and Remedy Entertainment show players the darker side of small towns with the recent release of Alan Wake. The game tells the story of Alan Wake, a best selling crime fiction author suffering from writer’s block, on his vacation to the small scenic town of Bright Falls with his wife Alice.  All [...]