Review: This Week in Farts

Monday was a good day for farts. I ate a lot of sausage.
Tuesday was an excellent day for farts. I had some of that hot queso cheese for lunch and HOOBOY. They were rank!
Wednesday was a fair day for farts on account of some of the previous day’s queso cheese still hanging around in there.
Thursday and Friday were not very good days for farts at all. I ate way too much fiber.
On Saturday and Sunday, though, it was an awesome day for farts. I drank beer all day both days, and I was like a one-man brass band!
Overall, I’d say this was a good week for farts.

21 Comments

  1. Ethos
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 19:26 | Permalink

    Best. Lusipurr.com. Post. Ever.

  2. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 19:36 | Permalink

    NATE LILES is amazing!

  3. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 19:39 | Permalink

    -.-

  4. Lane
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 19:43 | Permalink

    DAMN YOU PETER MOLYNEAUX! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

  5. Jenifer
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:08 | Permalink

    What is this I don’t even.

  6. Eric J
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:42 | Permalink

    When you give a mouse a cookie… *fart*

  7. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:47 | Permalink

    This is my fault. I sent him this AS A JOKE whilst he was at work, and apparently he thought it would be a good idea to implement it.

    Don’t worry. He is fixing it NOW.

    And I mean NOW.

  8. Bup
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:48 | Permalink

    Nope.

  9. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:51 | Permalink

    Let it stand!

  10. Bup
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:54 | Permalink

    The people have spoken, Shawn. The post stays.

  11. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 20:59 | Permalink

    The people aren’t named Lusipurr, and this site isn’t THEPEOPLE.com.

    Get a proper post up at once!

  12. Deimosion
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:09 | Permalink

    Lusipurr, don’t be a rude Gus.

  13. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:31 | Permalink

    I want to see a comprehensive burp review next week!

  14. Bup
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:46 | Permalink

    My Nate Liles Army goes stronger by the day. Soon Lusipurr will be no more…

  15. Ethos
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:48 | Permalink

    I seriously adore this post and I hope it stays.

  16. Lusipurr
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:51 | Permalink

    It’s about to get pulled.

  17. Bup
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:52 | Permalink

    Lusipurr my kill the post, but it will live on in the hearts of my fans for all time…

  18. Bup
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:52 | Permalink

    *may kill

  19. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 21:53 | Permalink

    I hope it stands for all time as a testament to the posterity of of NATE’s posterior.

  20. DanChiSao
    Posted 2010.06.23 at 22:38 | Permalink

    Great post or greatest post on the site?

    A++ would read again.

  21. Ginia
    Posted 2010.06.24 at 08:32 | Permalink

    I should un-private this and make Cooper happy.