Lusi and I spoke briefly about the PSN/PC game Shatter when recording my segment for the Easter Podcast (I haven’t made it through the epic ‘cast yet, so I don’t know if that chitchat made it in). The game is what happens whenArkanoid gets a tremendous post-millennium facelift, and a killer soundtrack to match. Best [...]
Produced 2010.04.04 This Easter, a special triple-length podcast features one-on-one discussion with every member of the Lusipurr.com staff, and includes conversations with two special guests: former staff members Oliver ‘Riddles’ Motok and Ethan ‘Ethos’ Pipher!
Not Afferentus, But Close Enough In this week’s edition of ‘SquareEnix Being Douchebags,’ they averted the idea of an FFVII remake and the silly notion of new content by announcing that Final Fantasy IX will be the next title to see re-release on PSN. While it is not held in such a ridiculously high regard [...]
Wii Gets a JRPG That… Seems Familiar It is no secret that 99.99% of all Wii titles are absolute, barely-warmed gorilla shit served up in chintzy plastic packages meant to entice young people into a life of degradation, filth and kawaiiiiiii! It is Japan’s masterstroke in return for the sins of DARUBIN AND WHAAARRUUU. Slightly [...]
LONDON, Associated Press — Tragedy struck the gaming world today when police foiled an apparent suicide attack upon gaming developer Peter Molyneux, best known for his groundbreaking games Black and White and Fable. Little-known video game blogger and minor media personality Lusipurr, also known as Shawn Cooper, entered Molyneux’s sprawling London manse armed with a [...]
OH SHIT NOW NATE’S DEAD.
Lusipurr.com has heard the voice of the people! Ever searching for new ways to improve and involve readers in our site’s features, we have created an entirely new concept in game reviews. A combination of laziness and indifference has yielded the world’s most potent review combination–the Choose Your Own Review review. Now you can have [...]
As announced earlier today, Squeenix has bowed to the overwhelming pressure placed upon them by themselves and the media ravenous fanboys and announced their Final Fantasy VII remake: Final Fantasy Afferentus. New details are already circulating about the long-anticipated title. Like Final Fantasy XIII, which has been an unparalleled success, Afferentus will feature full voice [...]
In an effort to swindle even more money from consumers, Nintendo announced today they will release a new GameBoy Color by the end of the year. When asked what new features and benefits the system will have Reggie Fil-Aim, President of Nintendo of America, had this to say, “Nope! Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney!” Updates to this amazing product [...]
Eric J writes his death post.