oRPG I have sunk maybe two or three hours into Final Fantasy XIII. I honestly do not know how much more I can at present, not when there are more Darkspawn to be slayed. I still have not gotten lich… only died trying’. The typical justification for the gross abuse of traditional Final Fantasy mechanics [...]
Every time a new Pokemon game is released, I always tell myself I will not buy it. It is always the same type of game with a few new Pokemon and a couple new features added in. This is especially apparent when the “new” games are just rehashes of previous games, such as the recently [...]
Produced 2010.03.14 When Nate Liles best efforts to insert strategically Lady Gaga into the podcast, Lusipurr brings down the hammer on him and his fellow conspirators. Final Fantasy XIII discussion makes up the balance of this episode, including guest panelist Oliver Motok!
I am the LOL Law! This week was amazing in terms of video games, anime, and ridiculous legal action. Starting stateside, Rhode Island is the third in the United States of Overbearing Mommies to enter a bill into its legislature that would impose a strict fine and possible jail time on anyone found selling games [...]
Technology moves us forward, but sometimes all that means is covering up the beauty that was there in the gaudiness of the future. Other times, technological missteps are necessary hiccups on the road to actual progress. Which age do we live in?
Visceral Games and Electronic Arts send players to Hell and back with the recent release of Dante’s Inferno for the XBox 360, PlayStation 3, and PlayStation Portable. Inferno places the player in the shoes of Dante Alighieri, a veteran of the Third Crusade on his quest to rescue the soul of his recently deceased wife [...]
Produced 2010.03.07 In this racism-filled podcast, Jenifer’s tits are utterly dwarfed by those of the site’s tame, Canadian midget. With Nate’s financial backing, a ‘Girls of Lusipurr.com’ calendar and weekly webcam show are planned, whilst Lusipurr contemplates suicide.
Ways to Get a Gamer’s Money Without Releasing a Game Do you love MMOs but hate that you have to pay for them? Do you want to be part of my guild? …Please? I really need someone to pick my pathetic ass up off the ground all the time. NCSoft’s Guild Wars released five years [...]
Quantic Dream and Sony allows players to discover the truth behind the Origami Killer their way with the recent release of Heavy Rain for the PlayStation 3. In Heavy Rain the player enters the shoes of four people investigating the Origami Killer: Madison Paige a journalist, FBI profiler Norman Jayden, private investigator Scott Shelby, and [...]
I had hoped to spend today talking about the recent releases of Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy II for the iPhone, but alas, events in the Gamingverse have dictated that once again I take up my cape and scepter and descend my onyx throne to do battle with evil denizens of the depths. It may [...]