Editorial: Why Won’t it Click?

By Riddles
There needs to be more of this dude. Much more.

Uhh… I can’t feel anything… can you? Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Pull your minds out of the gutter and I’ll explain the, ah, parallel I’m attempting to make here. Have you ever picked up a universally worshiped game, in hopes of having the same awesome experience, only to… not? Perhaps you still enjoy the game more ยป